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…the number one reason knitters knit is because they are so smart that they need knitting to make boring things interesting. Knitters are so compellingly clever that they simply can’t tolerate boredom. It takes more to engage and entertain this kind of human, and they need an outlet or they get into trouble.

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee






Post-Christmas Knitting

Well, the holidays are long gone, and therefore Christmas knitting is once again put away until next year…

That is, right after I finish up the presents that I didn’t get done! I am notorious for biting off more than I can chew and trying to make everyone something just right, and this year I just didn’t quite make the deadline. Thus, I currently have two projects on the go that I need to finish up quickly and get to their respective recipients.

The first project is a scarf, One Row Handspun Scarf by Stephanie Pearl-McPhee, which I’m making for my Mom with some black Cascade 220. It’s a really nice pattern that works up quickly, with just a four stitch repeat, so you can memorize it in the first couple of rows and not have to keep referring back. This also makes it an excellent travel project, as you don’t have to worry about getting distracted and losing your place. I’ve included some photos of the scarf so far, where you can see that I’m roughly three-quarters finished. I just have to knit a few more rows and attach a fringe, and I’ll be finished!

One Row Handspun Scarf - Black Cascade 220

One Row Handspun Scarf - Black Cascade 220

One Row Handspun Scarf - Black Cascade 220

As you can see, it’s coming along nicely, and I should (hopefully) be finished it in no time.

The second project that I am currently working on is a pair of socks for my girlfriend Taylor. They are orange and blue, a mix of Cascade 220 and Cascade 220 Heathers, and I am improvising the design as I go along with the help of a few life-saving knitting books. She’s already seen them, as I wrapped up the one sock that I was finished to give to her on Christmas morning, so I won’t be ruining any surprise here. I’m not too far into the second sock, about halfway, so I still have some work to do to finish these soon! 

Taylor's Orange Socks - Cascade 220

Taylor's Orange Socks - Cascade 220

Taylor's Orange Socks - Cascade 220

Overall, I’m a bit behind, but I’m well on my way to catching up, so I think I’ll be OK - after all, exams are coming up, and what better way to procrastinate?







Haha so clever :)

Haha so clever :)

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If you find a non-knitter who thinks what you do is clever, beautiful, and artistic; who never asks for knitted stuff but wears it with pride when you give it to him or her; and will help you carry home a whole fleece or a stack of stitch dictionaries without once implying that you might want to get a grip - marry that person.

Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

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Anatomy of a (female) Knitter - So funny, and so true!

Anatomy of a (female) Knitter - So funny, and so true!

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